andrew-ur my brother man, i fucking love u. i wish i knew how to find you, i miss u terribly. TEQUILLA!!!!!


Brad- heheh u fucking queer. ur a trip tho, i must admit. u make me laugh. keep smokin pot man, i like u way better as a pothead.

Britt- ur the only friend i know that i know for sure i can trust that has proven my trust. u were there for me when no one else was and i am forever in ur debt. love you.

chris - Lol. To be perfecctly Honest, I've had the best time of my life since we broke up. I got back into drugs again, hard and fun and hung out with friends 24/7. I found i was happier single hangning out with friends than i am with a boyfriend and no friends. Well fuck you, Chris. Im so glad its over, and no.....there is no chance we'll ever hook up again.



cole - COW KILLER!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! look at me im a helpless little chicken hanging upside down, dont u want to chop my head off???? lol love ya girl..... WEEZER!!!!!!



dooby - sexy monkey. i love ya tonz girl, Fuckenhouser's really fucking dumb, man. Really. fucking. DUMB. Im glad to see ur staying strong, u deserve it, and much much more.



ebony - FUCKING UGLY, UGLY!!!!!!! lol not u of corse. ur a sexy little oreo there..... *muah* luv ya.....smoke, toke erryday! Miss ya shitloads, havent seen u in like a year! lol. Pet maurice for me, id shit myself before id touch him with a 10 foot pole.



erika- just...get out of my life. just stay the fuck out. stop reading my shit, keeping ur gay-ass "tabs" on me. ur not just wondering what/how im doing. ur downright stalking me and its gay, immature and pathetic. we are no longer friends. just leave me the hell alone!

James Deans - i love you man. ur the king shit. Get ur deedledoo! ITS BEDTIME! SQUARE! SQUARE! SQUARE! I SAID CIRCLE! ps. i never saw the octagon. or the star, for that matter.



Jay- DIE

jennybob - hahah luv ya u ritilin head. we all know how much u LOVE the cock. JENNY'S A SLUT!!! lol ya no im playin.....i wish u were in my classes man.........<3 YA!!!!


Jim- times have changed and so have you. perhaps maybe you didnt even change. perhaps all that changed was you came down off that pedestal. i have a tendency to do that. im not sorry if i ever wronged you in any way. uve sure as hell wronged me in plenty ways, that you obviously arent too sorry for if you repeat the same wrongs over, and over, and over, and over...


Jon- well, weve come so far and yet nowhere at all. confusing as it was, i dont regret getting involved with you. amazing sex, good conversation. you taught me a lot, and corrupted me too. perhaps not for the better, perhaps not for the worst. yet youll always have a place in my memories.

Kelly - Im realizing that 'Half of I CAN do anything'

its nice to know who you're friends are,

<3 The Lizard King